1. You say, “I hope you and your boyfriend break up.” I say, “I hope you crash your car and fly through your windshield into an aids tree. Then when the super friends come to save you, batman and robin rape your face as wonder woman spanks you with the seatbelt of her invisible airplane. Then superman comes to save you, but really hes just taking you to aquaman where he will drown you in gallons of fish semen and whale blood.
    – Me. 

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